Super Sized Fluffy Chubby Nutz

Formulation re: Other

For decades, the holy triumvirate of small, medium, and large ruled over the size game. Anywhere in the world, for whatever the object - shirts, fries, drinks, whatever - your choices were three. But America was a nation founded on rebellion, on pushing the envelope, on taking good things and making them great. So, it is with sizes. Sick of the tyranny opposed on us by foreign rulers and their dainty and weak size choices, we busted out of the mold - literally - and created the unholy monster: super-sized. A new juggernaut was born, once again proving to the world that literally everything in America is bigger. Finally, 'Merica Labz brings the super-sized ethos to the world of weight gainers. Super-Sized is what happens when a bro obsessed with quality ingredients and solid nutrition meets a mad, 'Merican scientist hell-bent on pushing everything to its maximum. Imagine it: whole foods (such as oats and whole-milk) and high quality whey protein, combined with real frickin' inclusions such as cereal or marshmallows! It's like having your cake and eating it too - if your cake was the size of your face and jam-packed with enough protein to kill a pack of donkeys. Is a group of donkeys called a pack? Doesn't matter. What matters is that this powder you're about to stuff in your face tastes amazing, is chalk full of amazing ingredients, and is the perfect manifestation of the 'Merica Labz ethos: Never big enough.

Precautions re: All Other

Warning: Consuming this product can expose you to chemicals including lead, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information. go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov. Warning: This product is only intended for use in healthy adults 18 years of age or older.

Precautions re: Pregnant or Nursing or Prescription Medications

Pregnant or nursing women should not use this product. Consult your healthcare provider before using this product, especially if you are taking any prescription, over the counter medication, dietary supplement product, or if you have any pre-existing medical condition including but not limited to: high or low blood pressure, cardiac arrhythmia, stroke, heart, liver, kidney or thyroid disease, seizure disorder, psychiatric disease, diabetes, difficulty urinating due to prostate enlargement or if you are taking a MAOI (Monoamine Oxidase Inhibitor) or any other medication.

Precautions re: All Other

Discontinue use and consult your health care professional if you experience adverse reaction to this product. Do not exceed recommended serving. Do not use if safety seal is broken or missing.

Precautions re: Children

Keep out of reach of children.

Suggested/Recommended/Usage/Directions

Directions: Add 3 scoops to 16-20 ounces of cold water or milk (according to preferred thickness and flavor) and shake or stir until mixed.

FDA Disclaimer Statement

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Formulation re: Other

Whole food based mass gainer

FDA Statement of Identity

Dietary Supplement

Formula re: Contains

Fluffy Chubby Nutz naturally & artificially flavored

Precautions re: Allergies

Allergen Information: Contains milk, peanuts, wheat. Produced in a facility that also processes soy, fish, shellfish, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, wheat, and eggs.

Formulation re: Other

Manufactured in a U.S. cGMP Facility.

Brand IP Statement(s) re: (c), (TM), (SM)

Never big enough